Phone Sex: Jennifer Hunter's Ivy League Mistresses

Presenting the Entrancing Mistress Alexandra

Any man of sense would find Her intimidating:

She's a Harvard grad, professional musician, part-time model

(5'11" sans boots), passionate target shooter, salsa dancer,

sci-fi aficionada, and devotee of wine tasting. Our ex-Prodomme

leads seminars on flogging, short whips, and body percusssion.

Of Egyptian descent, Alexandra exudes the strong, exotic beauty

of Salma Hayek. Dedicated to continuing education, She is a

certified hypnotist as well as a licensed massage therapist, with a

newly won DMA from the New England Conservatory of Music.

Mysterious and deep, the succubus of your waking dreams.

A virtuoso of symphonies of sadism, She will score

your very soul with Her perverse compositions.

Presenting the Pampered and Precocious Mistress Caitlin

Our UM '15 sociology major scored a brand-spanking-new MS in

dietetics/nutrition from FIU and is now pursuing a PhD to prepare

for a career in holistic healthcare. Amanda Seyfried incarnate, this

blue-eyed blonde of German & Norwegian lineage attended an

open call held at UM by Sloane's model agency and would've been

a shoo-in, but for the 5'8" height requirement. Smitten, Sloane slid

Caitlin Our card. An adorable beauty indulged by a doting daddy,

She's eager to cultivate a range of Sadean skills. This natural tease

loves dressing the part in thigh-high boots at fetish parties with

Her girlfriends. Currently on a raw-food kick, Our ferret fancier

enjoys yoga, running, swimming, shoe shopping, horror movies,

growing hybrid roses, painting the female form, and perfecting

Her mastery of hypnosis. An irresistible minx adept at mischief

and manipulation. Unfair, unreasonable, and utterly undeniable.

Introducing the Beguiling Mistress Jordyn
"It's been a lovely evening when you're left quivering on the floor."

Picture Alexandra Daddario. Subtract five inches (but not from the
bust!). Add a sex drive that won't quit and the brilliance and wit to
win control of the wildest, wiliest prey. The total package: a drop-
dead petite young Italian sexpot with cascading espresso tresses,
shocking sapphire eyes, and a bod for days. This wicked creature
earned a BS in FBM at FIT, where She was scouted for a reality-
show pilot about fashion students. Employed as a buyer—high-end
lingerie—Jordyn dreams of starting Her own sustainably produced
fashion brand. When not running along the Hudson or working out,
She's into classic films; jazz; reading; ceramics; gardening; dating;
travel; tarot; and anything historical, vintage, or antique (including
the salacious history of Old NY). In the scene, She and Her BFFs
hold play parties with themes such as "The Submissive Olympics."

Presenting the Cordon Bleu Ms Melissa: Special Guest Artist

Of Mediterranean heritage, She turns heads with Her resemblance

to Adriana Lima, Her hard body a testament to hard-core CrossFit

and kung fu. Our Top chef holds a degree in culinary arts from

AiNYC. This inveterate entrepreneur developed and sold a chain

of patisseries before opening an exclusive spa in Battery Park City,

the setting for a host of risqué stories. Her East Harlem brownstone

features a rooftop garden—perfect for nude sunbathing and other,

less innocent pursuits. As restless as the city She calls home, She's

now launching Her latest venture, a sports-nutrition meal-delivery

service, and writing still another cookbook to add to Her oeuvre.

Uncannily perceptive, warmly engaging yet casually callous, this

deliciously malicious Mistress will leave you hungering for more.

Presenting the Incomparable Ms Noelle: Summer Guest Artist

One of Our most popular consultants ever, this native

Philadelphian managed an escort service during college,

financed nursing school by working as a Prodomme,

and is now an RN specializing in neonatal care and

high-risk obstetrics, ensconced in the Florida Keys with

aptly uxorious husband. Fed up with arrogant doctors

("You can't hit them, because then you go to jail—sigh")

and hospital hassles, She's itching to vent Her spleen on

ready scapegoats and willing whipping boys-in-waiting.

Sexy, smart, and sociopathic.

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Presenting the Picture-Perfect Mistress Sloane: Private Stock

Of British & Hungarian pedigree, She recalls Jessica Biel—fore

and aft. Born with a silver spoon poised between Her very pretty

lips, She began modeling as a teen and continued while acquiring

a BA in women's studies at Temple and an MS in IT from UMD.

As a beautiful model, She quickly learned the fine art of exploiting

men. Our clever Floridian is an account manager/equity partner

at a top modeling agency. Her husband has relocated to the West

Coast, so this trophy wife has ample time to prowl for playmates,

male and female, in between conjugal visits. "Absence makes the

heart grow fonder," She purrs, caressing Her huge ring. Sloane

indulges in yoga and daily workouts (to stay camera-ready), the

beach, travel, exotic chocolate, lowbrow vinyl, and haute couture.

Accustomed to getting Her way, intuitive, playful, enchantingly

capricious, She's a born Domina. Caution: dangerous when wet.

Presenting the Tantalizing Mistress Tyler: Special Guest Artist

Of black Irish & Ukrainian ancestry, Our graceful beauty admits to

occasionally exploiting Her likeness to Marion Cotillard to snare

better tables. A Phi Beta Kappa who solves the Times Sunday

crossword in ink, She earned a BFA in film/video from Pratt and

decamped to trendy WeHo to be a set decorator on a TV series. A

witty fashionista with a Louboutin fetish—courtesy of Her mother,

a former model/personal shopper—She loves world travel, Iyengar

yoga, beach biking, blading on the Strand, training Her rescue dog,

clubbing in Vegas, cultivating exotic succulents, Sicilian cookery,

interior design, film noir, and psychology tomes. This bird-watcher

hikes advanced trails in search of raptors (highlight: Peru to view

condors in flight). The game comes naturally to Our raven-haired

civilian Dominatrix for whom "power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."