Alexandra Caitlin Jordyn Melissa Noelle Sloane Tyler
Presenting the Entrancing Mistress Alexandra
Any man of sense would find Her intimidating:
She's a Harvard grad, professional musician, part-time model
(5'11" sans boots), passionate target shooter, salsa dancer,
sci-fi aficionada, and devotee of wine tasting. Our ex-Prodomme
leads seminars on flogging, short whips, and body percusssion.
Of Egyptian descent, Alexandra exudes the strong, exotic beauty
of Salma Hayek. Dedicated to continuing education, She is a
certified hypnotist as well as a licensed massage therapist, with a
newly won DMA from the New England Conservatory of Music.
Mysterious and deep, the succubus of your waking dreams.
A virtuoso of symphonies of sadism, She will score
your very soul with Her perverse compositions.
Presenting the Pampered and Precocious Mistress Caitlin
Our UM '15 sociology major scored a brand-spanking-new MS in
dietetics/nutrition from FIU and is now pursuing a PhD to prepare
for a career in holistic healthcare. Amanda Seyfried incarnate, this
blue-eyed blonde of German & Norwegian lineage attended an
open call held at UM by Sloane's model agency and would've been
a shoo-in, but for the 5'8" height requirement. Smitten, Sloane slid
Caitlin Our card. An adorable beauty indulged by a doting daddy,
She's eager to cultivate a range of Sadean skills. This natural tease
loves dressing the part in thigh-high boots at fetish parties with
Her girlfriends. Currently on a raw-food kick, Our ferret fancier
enjoys yoga, running, swimming, shoe shopping, horror movies,
growing hybrid roses, painting the female form, and perfecting
Her mastery of hypnosis. An irresistible minx adept at mischief
and manipulation. Unfair, unreasonable, and utterly undeniable.
Introducing the Beguiling Mistress Jordyn
"It's been a lovely evening when you're left quivering on the floor."
Picture Alexandra Daddario. Subtract five inches (but not from the
bust!). Add a sex drive that won't quit and the brilliance and wit to
win control of the wildest, wiliest prey. The total package: a drop-
dead petite young Italian sexpot with cascading espresso tresses,
shocking sapphire eyes, and a bod for days. This wicked creature
earned a BS in FBM at FIT, where She was scouted for a reality-
show pilot about fashion students. Employed as a buyer—high-end
lingerie—Jordyn dreams of starting Her own sustainably produced
fashion brand. When not running along the Hudson or working out,
She's into classic films; jazz; reading; ceramics; gardening; dating;
travel; tarot; and anything historical, vintage, or antique (including
the salacious history of Old NY). In the scene, She and Her BFFs
hold play parties with themes such as "The Submissive Olympics."
Presenting the Cordon Bleu Ms Melissa: Special Guest Artist
Of Mediterranean heritage, She turns heads with Her resemblance
to Adriana Lima, Her hard body a testament to hard-core CrossFit
and kung fu. Our Top chef holds a degree in culinary arts from
AiNYC. This inveterate entrepreneur developed and sold a chain
of patisseries before opening an exclusive spa in Battery Park City,
the setting for a host of risqué stories. Her East Harlem brownstone
features a rooftop garden—perfect for nude sunbathing and other,
less innocent pursuits. As restless as the city She calls home, She's
now launching Her latest venture, a sports-nutrition meal-delivery
service, and writing still another cookbook to add to Her oeuvre.
Uncannily perceptive, warmly engaging yet casually callous, this
deliciously malicious Mistress will leave you hungering for more.
Presenting the Incomparable Ms Noelle: Summer Guest Artist
One of Our most popular consultants ever, this native
Philadelphian managed an escort service during college,
financed nursing school by working as a Prodomme,
and is now an RN specializing in neonatal care and
high-risk obstetrics, ensconced in the Florida Keys with
aptly uxorious husband. Fed up with arrogant doctors
("You can't hit them, because then you go to jail—sigh")
and hospital hassles, She's itching to vent Her spleen on
ready scapegoats and willing whipping boys-in-waiting.
Sexy, smart, and sociopathic.
Take aurally as directed.*
*Common side effects include persistent erection, fluid retention, severe head-
ache, elevated pulse rate, new or worsening pain, and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Presenting the Picture-Perfect Mistress Sloane: Private Stock
Of British & Hungarian pedigree, She recalls Jessica Biel—fore
and aft. Born with a silver spoon poised between Her very pretty
lips, She began modeling as a teen and continued while acquiring
a BA in women's studies at Temple and an MS in IT from UMD.
As a beautiful model, She quickly learned the fine art of exploiting
men. Our clever Floridian is an account manager/equity partner
at a top modeling agency. Her husband has relocated to the West
Coast, so this trophy wife has ample time to prowl for playmates,
male and female, in between conjugal visits. "Absence makes the
heart grow fonder," She purrs, caressing Her huge ring. Sloane
indulges in yoga and daily workouts (to stay camera-ready), the
beach, travel, exotic chocolate, lowbrow vinyl, and haute couture.
Accustomed to getting Her way, intuitive, playful, enchantingly
capricious, She's a born Domina. Caution: dangerous when wet.
Presenting the Tantalizing Mistress Tyler: Special Guest Artist
Of black Irish & Ukrainian ancestry, Our graceful beauty admits to
occasionally exploiting Her likeness to Marion Cotillard to snare
better tables. A Phi Beta Kappa who solves the Times Sunday
crossword in ink, She earned a BFA in film/video from Pratt and
decamped to trendy WeHo to be a set decorator on a TV series. A
witty fashionista with a Louboutin fetish—courtesy of Her mother,
a former model/personal shopper—She loves world travel, Iyengar
yoga, beach biking, blading on the Strand, training Her rescue dog,
clubbing in Vegas, cultivating exotic succulents, Sicilian cookery,
interior design, film noir, and psychology tomes. This bird-watcher
hikes advanced trails in search of raptors (highlight: Peru to view
condors in flight). The game comes naturally to Our raven-haired
civilian Dominatrix for whom "power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."